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Make Me A Centaur

tylersvathings:

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Make me a centaur in this endless, empty void!

Art by the awesome Iguana Mouth

Scared Curly Haired Dude - Me

Chill Dragon Girl - Jay

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missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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arte-mysia:

rambleonamazon:

The New Yorker has run a genuinely vile article entitled “What is a Woman?” I refuse to link to it, because it’s over 4,000 words of trans-woman hating tripe that goes into great detail on the trans exclusionary feminism and does it’s best to paint trans women as entitled, abusive monsters, but Parker Molloy does a great job pulling it apart if you want details.

The basic presumption of the article is that transgender women are bullying TERFs out of public discourse and silencing their point of view. Those poor TERFs. I mean, trans women get all the say as respected authors who get asked about our genitals before our books, or as niche actresses who get asked about our genitals before our characters. But poor radical feminists have to settle for exposure in America’s biggest magazines and tenured positions at prestigious universities. And even worse, sometimes angry young trans women say MEAN THINGS on Twitter! Can you imagine? I mean, who but an absolute monster gets that worked up about a powerful group of well-off white women revoking their medical coverage, fighting against basic safety and nondiscrimination laws, and attempting to “morally mandate” them out of existence with reparative therapy and threats of violence? Clearly, trans women are the real monsters here, and thank goodness the New Yorker is there for the poor, downtrodden radical feminists, who other have no voice… aside from all their other voices.

The problem for most TERF’ers is the fact that they aren’t really feminists at all.  Instead, they have become so indoctrinated into the thinking of Patriarchy that they only way that they can figure out how to destroy it is to coopt it and make it into a Matriarchy.  Quite literally, their entire world view is predicated on perpetuating the same Procrustean ideology that the Patriarchy pushes but with women at the helm.  TERFers are the very core of the “man-hating feminist” stereotype, and thus are not open to looking at the world in a manner that is not predicated on the superiority of women.

Having read several works by TERF’ers, I can honestly say that they do not even make very good feminists.  I have many reasons for hating men, and I try not to let my hatred show or let my androphobia prevent me from being friends with specific men, but even I don’t buy into the whole notion of female superiority and this Procrustean thinking be it Patriarchal or Matriarchal.

Unfortunately, the TERF’ers are pulling the same trick that the Christians and the Men do with regards to their rights- whining about being told that their ideology is flawed and then trying to cast themselves as martyrs and victims.

jazzytheman:

rianabonana:

hellhog:

mbt1991:

lancerbuck:

duez:

gatorfox:

rakeeshsorrel:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

Oh my god.  My childhood.  It’s……….yes.

XD I can’t not re-blog this oh my god

Huh, I don’t remember this for some  reason! Maybe there’s some old stuff I just never watched? Fun to see though, hard to believe the VAs did it. XD

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! XD

My buddy kaiko-art animated this brilliant piece of animation. For me it’s not the fact that Doug got Rob Paulsen and Moe LaMarche to reprise their roles. The thing that got me was the fact that Doug noticed my friends work and is using it to it’s fullest advantage. 

YES

I’vE SEEN THIS and this is GR8

Absolutely the best.

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dobescrusher:

brightfiremorelikebuttfire:

bogleech:

Okay so like the last Scooby Doo series, Mystery Inc, was hilariously witty, remarkably dark, created a sci-fi horror mythos actually explaining why a talking dog exists and why criminals keep dressing up as monsters, and while the character lineart could have been better, it was a pretty beautiful cartoon to look at.

Now the next new Scooby Doo series is being made by some of the same people who worked on Family Guy and fuckin Brickleberry who are bragging about how much more grown up and less “campy” they think their series is going to be and look at those godawful hideous Seth Mcfarlane looking butt scribbes

Cartoon Network I have come to expect so much better

This looks like some GoAnimate shit. :I

Mystery Incorporated was practically a masterpiece, why can’t we have more of that, it had the perfect balance of everything.

Why would they disavow campiness for a Scooby Cartoon? It’s all about campiness!

strangeasanjles:

shantrinas:

screw you guys no one tagged me but im doing it anyway.

6 selfies 2k14

I tag everyone that actually pays attention to what i write under my pictures 

Lord have mercy

themadhatterofdiamonds:

negispringfieldandthemusecrew:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

(( YOU’RE AN ABSOLUTE CABBAGE. ))

SUPERFLUOUS JAR OF RELISH. 

OBTUSE CANTELOPE.

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty freaking important

loualyne:

sweetmadameblue:

theouijagirl:

kerplunkers:

hypo-thermic:

yogaboi:

toocooltobehipster:

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

    

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hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

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theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

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